This blog is gonna go quiet for the foreseeable future.
I know it sounds stupid of me to say, especially since I haven’t been doing very much in the way of being an interesting blog or helping people thanks to work being a huge pain in my ass and other stuff.
Sadly I just suffered a horrible loss a few hours ago and I must take care of family matters. I don’t know if I’ll be back but if I don’t, for the few followers I have left and who still read this, please take care of yourself. And tell those you love that you do love them.
zales sO DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
"Y'all had better bring it."
"Bring it? Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm arguing with the cast of fucking Duck Tales over here. Tell you what, the only thing we'll be bringing is three strap-ons so after we win, you can SUCK OUR DICKS."
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
i think i know two straight boys on tumblr you guys are like internet urban legends
Nope - straight guy right here! :)
All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control. I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!
Britney tackles the major concerns of tomorrow.